That Last One Sounded Kinda

Paris Ain't Much Of A Town.

All Ballplayers Should Quit When It Starts To Feel As If All The Baselines Run Uphill.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

If It Wasn't For Baseball, I'd Be In Either The Penitentiary Or The Cemetery.

I'd Give A Year Of My Life If I Could Hit A Homerun On Opening Day Of This Great New Park.