That Money Talks, I'll Not

Good Sportsmanship We Hail, We Sing, It's Always Pleasant When You Spot It. There's Only One Unhappy Thing: You Have To Lose To Prove That You've Got It.

Rather Than Earn Money, It Was Thoreau's Idea To Reduce His Wants So That He Would Not Need To Buy Anything. As He Went Around Preaching This Ingenious Idea, The Shopkeepers Of Concord Hoped He Would Drop Dead.

Libraries: Here Is Where People, One Frequently Finds, Lower Their Voices, And Raise Their Minds.

Adolescence Isn't A Period; It's A Coma.

Of Late I Appear To Have Reached That Stage When People Who Look Old Who Are Only My Age.