That Was Liquid Football

I'm An Entertainer. I Don't Go Round Saying I'm A Paragon Of Virtue, So That Is Clearly Not In The Public Interest.

I'm Not Mother Teresa. But I'm Not Frank Bough, Either. I Am Getting Older And A Bit More Sensible. I'm Not Going To Be Popping Up In Dungeons Every Six Months. If You Catch Me Preaching Fidelity While I Am Shagging Chickens Then Throw The Book At Me. Otherwise, Leave Me Alone.

I Try To Not Make Safe Choices, But I Also Like To Do Stuff Which Is Interesting And Is Sort Of Exciting In Some Way And Accessible.

When It Comes To Morality, I'd Rather Have An Unfaithful President Like Bill Clinton, Who Tried To Reform Welfare, Than A Faithful George Bush Who Propagated An Illegal War On The Rest Of The World. So That Is Where My Morality Stands.

It’s Our Imperfections That Make Us Vulnerable, Make Us Interesting. How Can I Make Myself A Bit Of An Asshole And Still Have Humanity About It?