That's Another Thing About Being

You Enter Into A Certain Amount Of Madness When You Marry A Person With Pets.

The Image Of The Journalist As Wallflower At The Orgy Has Been Replaced By The Journalist As The Life Of The Party.

When You Realize You Want To Spend The Rest Of Your Life With Somebody, You Want The Rest Of Your Life To Start As Soon As Possible.

What Failure Ofimagination Had Caused Me To Forget That Life Was Full Of Other Possiblities, Including The Possibility That Eventually I Would Fall In Love Again?

The Divorce Has Lasted Way Longer Than The Marriage, But Finally It's Over.