That's More Than You Know

A Few Years Ago, Everybody Was Saying We Must Have More Leisure, Everyone's Working Too Much. Now Everybody's Got More Leisure Time They're Complaining They're Unemployed. People Don't Seem To Make Up Their Minds What They Want.

Wildlife Of The World Is Disappearing, Not Because Of A Malicious And Deliberate Policy Of Slaughter And Extermination, But Simply Because Of A General And Widespread Ignorance And Neglect.

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.

That's A Nice Tie... Do You Have Any Knickers In That Material?

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.