That's The Funny Thing About

We Have Fossils... We Win!

The Worst Thing About Halloween Is, Of Course, Candy Corn. It's Unbelievable To Me. Candy Corn Is The Only Candy In The History Of America That's Never Been Advertised. And There's A Reason. All Of The Candy Corn That Was Ever Made Was Made In 1911. And So, Since Nobody Eats That Stuff, Every Year There's A Ton Of It Left Over.

Interesting Thing About Being Rich Is Once You Pay Your Taxes, You're Still Rich.

I Have N'sync And Aerosmith And Britney Spears. I Have A Trifecta From Hell.

Stupidity Really Gets Me Going, When It's Just Plain Stupid, Obvious Stupidity.