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That's The Funny Thing About Religion: It Doesn't Matter What You Say, You're Going To Upset Someone.

If It Weren’t For My Horse, I Wouldn’t Have Spent That Year In College.

If You're Working Out In Front Of A Mirror And Watching Your Muscles Grow, Your Ego Has Reached A Point Where It Is Now Eating Itself. That's Why I Believe There Should Be A Psychiatrist At Every Health Club, So That When They See You Doing This, They Will Take You Away For A Little Chat.

I Hammer On A Theme Until I'm Tired Of It And The Audience Is Tired Of It.

Democrats Are Like A Big Tortoise That's On Its Back And Can't Get Up; You Can't Make Jokes About That.