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You Might Be A Redneck If The Dog Catcher Calls For A Backup Unit When He Visits Your House.

You Can Call Us Rednecks If You Want. We're Not Offended, 'cause We Know What We're All About. We Get Up And Go To Work, We Get Up And Go To Church, And We Get Up And Go To War When Necessary.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Coffee Table Used To Be A Telephone Cable Spool.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Move Your Refrigerator And The Grass Underneath It Has Turned Yellow.

You May Be A Redneck If... Your Lifetime Goal Is To Own A Fireworks Stand.