That's The Oscars For Ya

I Wouldn't Say I Invented Tacky, But I Definitely Brought It To Its Present High Popularity.

You Have To Think You're The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread, But You Have To Know That You're Not.

I Do Look Upon All Of Life As An Episode - Which Is Why The People Around Me Are Probably On Guard!

The Inventor Of The Modern Foundation Garment That We Women Wear Today Was A German Scientist And Opera Lover By The Name Of Otto Titsling.

If Sex Is Such A Natural Phenomenon, How Come There Are So Many Books On How To Do It?