That's What I Loved About

I Love To Make Fun Of Fashion Because It Is Just So Silly.

Do You Remember A Little Phenom Called Step Aerobics? If You Do, Then You Know How Crazy It Was To Take Two Ninety-minute Classes In A Row. It’s Incredible That I Didn’t Die From A Blunt Injury To The Back Of My Head From Slipping On My Own Pool Of Sweat.

I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate Stories And Jokes And I Try To Make People Laugh.

Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not A Journalist.

I Am What You Call A Non-believer. I Don't Even Want To Say I'm An Atheist Because Frankly I Don't Want To Join Their Club Either. But The Point Is, I Am A Fallen Catholic, I'm Not Religious, And That's All Well And Good.