Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
That's Why They Call It The American Dream, Because You Have To Be Asleep To Believe It.
-George Carlin
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
That's Why They Call It
George Carlin
That's Why They Call It The American Dream, Because You Have To Be Asleep To Believe It.
Views: 49
Topic
Funny
Sarcastic
Dream
More From George Carlin
What Does It Mean To Pre-board? Do You Get On Before You Get On?
Inspirational
Funny
Mean Girls
Art, Music, And Philosophy Are Merely Poignant Examples Of What We Might Have Been Had Not The Priests And Traders Gotten Hold Of Us.
Art
Philosophy
Example
When People Asked Me, "do You Get High To Go Onstage?" I Could Never Understand The Question. I Mean, I'd Been High Since Eight That Morning. Going Onstage Had Nothing To Do With It.
Morning
Mean
Eight
I'm Not In Show Business Because I Don't Have To Go To The Meetings, I'm Just Not A Part Of It, I Don't Belong To It. When You "belong" To Something. You Want To Think About That Word, "belong." People Should Think About That: It Means They Own You. If You Belong To Something It Owns You, And I Just Don't Care For That. I Like Spinning Out Here Like One Of Those Subatomic Particles That They Can't Quite Pin Down.
Mean
Thinking
People
The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live.
Funny
Christmas
Girl
Trending Author
Jason Reitman
Donald Knuth
Donald Johanson
Stephane Hessel
Archie Panjabi
Rene Redzepi
Category
Information