The Alps Are A Simple

I Must Confess, I Was Born At A Very Early Age.

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

In Any Relationship, The Woman Has Control, The Clever Ones Don't Let The Men Know.

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

Dig Trenches? With Our Men Being Killed Off Like Flies? There Isn't Time To Dig Trenches. We'll Have To Buy Them Ready Made.