The Amazing Miracle Of Death,

Everyone Thinks Their Whole Life Should Be At Least As Much Fun As Masturbation.

The First Step To Eternal Life Is You Have To Die.

I Want To Find Something Else, Unknowable, Some Place That's Not On The Map. A Real Adventure.

For Sure, They Don't Teach You This In History Class, But In Colonial Times, The Person Who Got Left In The Stocks Overnight Was Nothing Less Than Fair Game For Everybody To Nail. Men Or Women, Anybody Bent Over Had No Way Of Knowing Who Was Doing The Ram Job, And This Was The Real Reason You Never Wanted To End Up Here Unless You Had A Family Member Or A Friend Who'd Stand With You The Whole Time. To Protect You. To Watch Your Ass, For Real.

What You Have To Consider Is The Possibility That God Doesn't Like You. Could Be, God Hates Us. This Is Not The Worst Thing That Could Happen.