The American Success Formula Is

The Puritans Came To America To Worship In Their Way And To Force Everybody Else To Do The Same Thing.

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

When I Was A Boy I Used To Do What My Father Wanted. Now I Have To Do What My Boy Wants. My Problem Is: When Am I Going To Do What I Want?

I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into Taxes. They're Sure To Go Up.

Democracy Means Doing Whatever You Want Without Asking Permission Of Anybody But Your Boss, Your Doctor, Your Lawyer, Your Landlord, Your Bank, Your City, Your State And Federal Authorities, And Your Wife And Children.