The Apple Pie Hubbub Was

I'm Not A Human Being. I'm Despicable And Disgusting - But That's Where The Money Is.

When I First Started Doing My Stand-up Act, I Played The Banjo, Did Comedy, Magic Tricks, Juggled, Read Poetry. I Stuck It All In. I Didn't Know You Were Supposed To Just Stand Up And Tell Jokes. Essentially, That's What My Act Became: Those Five Elements - Except I Dropped The Poetry.

The Banjo Is Truly An American Instrument, And It Captures Something About Our Past.

Working At The Magic Shop Really Gave Me A Sense Of Comedy Because It Was All Jokes.

Anyone Who's Ever Worked With Meryl Streep Always Says The Same Thing: Can That Woman Act! And What's With All The Hitler Memorabilia?