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The British Are Brave People. They Can Face Anything, Except Reality.

Israelis Keep Teaching You Your Own Business. God Knows Everything But The Israelis Know Everything Better.

What Beefsteak Is To Argentina, Flamenco To Spain, Cool Reserve And Self-control In All Situations To An Englishman, What Vodka Is To A Russian And Beer To A Bavarian, What Money Is To A Swiss, That Is Outdoor-life To An Australian. It Is A Noble Mania, Better Than Vodka, Better Than Cool Reserve, Better Than Money.

Australia Objects To The Mini-skirt Not On Moral But On Economic Grounds. Australians Are No Prudes And The Lovely, Healthy, Sporty Australian Girls Have No Reason To Hide Their Knees And Thighs. However, The Mini-skirt Is Disastrous For The Wool-trade.

'i Don't Say A Zionist Must Be Insane,' Said President Weizmann, 'but It Helps If He Is.'