The Average Bright Young Man

We Aren't Consistent In Our Treatment Of Animals.

Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

For Every Stunning, Smart, Well-coiffed Hot Woman Of 40 +, There Is A Balding, Paunchy Relic In Yellow Pants Making A Fool Of Himself With Some 22-year-old Waitress.

Uh, Yeah, This Is The Vd Clinic Calling. Speaking Of Being Positive, Your Test Is Back. Stop Sharing The Love.

I Just Wish Insignificance Had More Stature.