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When A Woman Says She Won't, It's A Good Sign That She Will. And When She Says She Will, It Is An Even Better Sign.

The Thing Constantly Overlooked By Those Hopefuls Who Talk About Abolishing War Is That It Is By No Means An Evidence Of Decay But Rather A Proof Of Health And Vigor.

Alimony - The Ransom That The Happy Pay To The Devil.

A Man Always Remembers His First Love With Special Tenderness, But After That He Begins To Bunch Them.

Those Who Can't Teach - Administrate. Those Who Can't Administrate - Go Into Politics.