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When You Sympathize With A Married Woman You Either Make Two Enemies Or Gain One Wife And One Friend.

The Common Notion That Free Speech Prevails In The United States Always Makes Me Laugh.

Those Tragic Comedians, The Chamber Of Commerce Red Hunters, The Women's Christian Temperance Union Smellers, The Censors Of Books, The Klan Regulators, The Methodist Prowlers, The Baptist Guardians Of Sacred Vessels-we Have The National Mentality Of A Police Lieutenant.

Evil: That Which One Believes Of Others. It Is A Sin To Believe Evil Of Others, But It Is Seldom A Mistake

Christian - One Who Is Willing To Serve Three Gods, But Draws The Line At One Wife.