The Best Education I've Had

They Eat, They Crap, They Sleep, And If They're Crying They Need To Do One Of The Three And They're Having Trouble Doing It. Real Simple.

A Creep Is Someone Who Claims He's One Thing But He's Actually Another.

First Off I Want To Thank God, Because He's The One I Look Up To, He's Graced My Life With Opportunities That I Know Are Not Of My Hand Or Any Other Human Kind. He Has Shown Me That It's A Scientific Fact That Gratitude Reciprocates. In The Words Of The Late (british Actor) Charlie Laughton, Who Said, 'when You Got God, You Got A Friend And That Friend Is You.'

I Got Interested In The Justice System. If I Was, I'd Probably Be A Defense Lawyer. I Was Headed That Way, But Luckily Changed My Track To Film School.

Yes, It Is The Big Easy, Home Of The Shortest Hangover On The Planet, Where Libation Can Greet You On Monday Morning With The Same Smile As It Did On Saturday Night.