The Best Fights Don't Occur

After You Find Out All The Things That Can Go Wrong, Your Life Becomes Less About Living And More About Waiting.

Could You Hold The Chainsaw A Bit Closer To Your Mouth, Please?

Sorry, Mom. Sorry, God.

The Same Way A Compact Disk Isn't Responsible For What's Recorded On It, That's How We Are. You're About As Free To Act As A Programmed Computer. You're About As One-of-a-kind As A Dollar Bill.

For The Most Part My Friends Can Always Be More Entertaining Than The Tube Ever Can Be.