The Best Lesson My Mom

After Doing One Fine Day And Playing A Pediatrician On Er, I'll Never Have Kids. I'm Going To Have A Vasectomy.

It Is A Question In That Case Of Breaking Up One Piece Of Art, And Whether That Piece Of Art Can Be As Best As Possible Put Back Together. So It's An Argument To Say, Maybe That's One Of Those Instances, Like The Bust Of Nefertiti, I Think That Should Be Given Back [egyptian Piece Currently In Neues Museum In Berlin]. It's One Of Those Pieces You Look At And Think That Would Probably Be The Right Thing To Do.

I Bought A Piano Once Because I Had The Dream Of Playing As Time Goes By As Some Girl's Leaning On It Drinking A Martini. Great Image. But None Of It Worked Out. I Can't Even Play Chopsticks. But I've Got A Nice Piano At My House!

If People See Me Having Dinner With A Beautiful Woman, They Immediately Believe That I'm Having A Love Affair With Her. Of Course That's Rubbish. I'm Not A Playboy!

Getting Older Is Not Something That You're Not Much Concerned With.