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I Think When You're Off The Clock, You Should Be Off The Clock.

I Remember Being Seven And Asking My Mom If I Was As Pretty As Monique [my Best Friend In Grade School]. And With All The Love In The World, My Mom Looked At Me And Said, 'oh, Honey, You're So Funny.' So, She Doesn't Lie To Me...she Answers The Question By Not Answering And Instead Tells Me What She Thinks Is My Greatest Strength.

My Dog Didn't Like Me Very Much. My First Dog, Dmitri, Was A Poodle. I Used To Think Dmitri Was Something I Could Play With And Ride. I Tried To Ride A Poodle. And Then He Bit Me.

It Would Be Great To Have A Little Getaway Place Somewhere Hot, Maybe Down In Mexico, Since I Love It There. But Now That I've Banned Myself From The Sun, I Don't Know How That Will Work.

I Admit I Love Clothes And I Buy Clothes. But They Sit In My Closet. I Like A Pair Of Comfy Pants, Flip Flops And A T- Shirt. And When We Pick A Restaurant, My Criteria Is: Where Can I Wear This?.