The Best Thing About Growing

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.