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Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

A Husband Is Like A Fire. He Goes Out When Unattended.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That You Realize How Foolish You've Been.