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The Worst Thing That Happens To You May Be The Best Thing For You If You Don't Let It Get The Best Of You.

It Costs Ten Times More To Govern Us Than It Used To, And We Are Not Governed One-tenth As Good.

We Live In An Age Of 'urge'. We Do Nothing Till Somebody Shoves Us.

There Is A Hundred Things To Single You Out For Promotion In Party Politics Besides Ability.

I Have Often Said In Answer To Inquiries As To How I Got Away With Kidding Some Of Our Public Men, That It Was Because I Liked All Of Them Personally, And That If There Was No Malice In Your Heart There Could Be None In Your "gags", And I Have Always Said I Never Met A Man I Dident Like.