The Books Are Balanced In

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

There Is A Sort Of Charm In Ugliness, If The Person Has Some Redeeming Qualities And Is Only Ugly Enough.

Zoroaster Said, When In Doubt Abstain; But This Does Not Always Apply. At Cards, When In Doubt Take The Trick.

It Is A Great Deal Easier For A Man To Find A Pedigree To Fit His Virtues Than Virtues To Fit His Pedigree.

Laughter Is The Fireworks Of The Soul.