The Boomerang Is Australia's Chief

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To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking About Politics As Much As You Talk About Yourself.

Everybody Knew That You Should Never Provoke A Rattlesnake, Much Less Tie It Into A Bow. But That Didn't Stop Judd. What Did Stop Him Was The Rattlesnake.

It Would Be Interesting If Elvis Were Reincarnated As An Elvis Impersonator.

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.