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The Boy Spoke Two Words, The First A Short Guttural Verb, The Second “you.

The Problem With Putting Two And Two Together Is That Sometimes You Get Four, And Sometimes You Get Twenty-two.

If You Have A Story That Seems Worth Telling, And You Think You Can Tell It Worthily, Then The Thing For You To Do Is To Tell It, Regardless Of Whether It Has To Do With Sex, Sailors Or Mounted Policemen.

I Once Knew A Man Who Stole A Ferris Wheel.

He Looked Rather Pleasantly, Like A Blonde Satan.