The Comedian Sticks As Religiously

It's Got Too Much Hard Work Slapping Them And Telling Them To Shut Up.

Fat People Are Brilliant In Bed. If I'm Sitting On Top Of You, Who's Going To Argue?

I Never Ever Take Into Consideration The Consequences Of My Actions Until It's Too Late.

I Wasn't One Of Those Hideous Children Who Make Their Parents Sit Through Hour-long Performances When You're Seven. I Didn't Do Anything Like That Thankfully.

I Think Self-esteem Is Fluid. It's Not A Fixed State, And So Some Days Are Better Than Others.