The Computer Cuts My Production

Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

Dilbert: You Joined The "flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I Believe The Earth Must Be Flat. There Is No Good Evidence To Support The So-called "round Earth Theory." Dilbert: I Think Christopher Columbus Would Disagree. Dogbert: How Convenient That Your Best Witness Is Dead.

Technology Will Definitely Solve All Our Problems, But In The Process It Will Create Brand New Ones. But That's O.k. Because The Most You Can Expect From Life Is To Get To Solve Better And Better Problems.

The Core Belief That Drives Terrorism Is The Notion Of A "holy Place," Along With The Idea That Some People Belong There And Other People Don't. That's Why The Only Solution To Terrorism Is For Religious Scholars To Hold A Global Summit To Agree On The Definition Of "holy Place." Once They Agree On A Definition, It Will Be Easier To Mock It Into Submission.

Just Because No One Has Ever Gotten Better From Spasmodic Dysphonia Before Doesn't Mean I Can't Be The First.