The Connoisseur Does Not Drink

Give Me Two Hours A Day Of Activity, And I'll Take The Other Twenty-two In Dreams.

What Is Important Is To Spread Confusion, Not Eliminate It.

Just As I Am Astonished That A Bank Clerk Never Eats A Cheque, So Too Am I Astonished That No Painter Before Me Ever Thought Of Painting A Soft Watch.

Someone Like Myself, Who Claimed To Be A Real Madman, Living And Organized With A Pythagorean Precision.

In Order To Acquire A Growing And Lasting Respect In Society, It Is A Good Thing, If You Possess Great Talent, To Give, Early In Your Youth, A Very Hard Kick To The Right Shin Of The Society That You Love. After That, Be A Snob.