The Democrats Often Seem Like

By Trying To Do Too Much, You Risk Not Doing Enough.

The Irish Are Often Nervous About Having The Appropriate Face For The Occasion. They Have To Be Happy At Weddings, Which Is A Strain, So They Get Depressed; They Have To Be Sad At Funerals, Which Is Easy, So They Get Happy.

I Love Eulogies. They Are The Most Moving Kind Of Speech Because They Attempt To Pluck Meaning From The Fog, And On Short Order, When The Emotions Are Still Ragged And Raw And Susceptible To Leaps.

I Was Sailing From Tedium To Apathy With A Side Trip To Torpor.

The Battle For The Mind Of Ronald Reagan Was Like The Trench Warfare Of World War I: Never Have So Many Fought So Hard For Such Barren Terrain.