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Dating Is So Insecure. My Last Relationship, I Was Always There For Her And She Dumped Me. I Told Her About It. I Said, "remember When Your Grandma Died? I Was There. Remember When You Flunked Out Of School? I Was There. Remember When You Lost Your Job? I Was There!" She Said, "i Know

My Wife's Nagging Is Like Living Near The Airport. After A While You Don't Notice It Any More.

Environmentalists Have A Very Conflicted Relationship With Their Cars.

Hey, Warren, The Raiders Signed You To A Seven-year Deal. I Guess Bill Callahan Was Right - They Are The Dumbest Team In America.

If One Might Wish For Impossibilities, I Might Then Wish That My Children Might Be Well Versed In Physical Science, But In Due Subordination To The Fulness And Freshness Of Their Knowledge On Moral Subjects. ... Rather Than Have It The Principal Thing In My Son's Mind, I Would Gladly Have Him Think That The Sun Went Round The Earth, And That The Stars Were So Many Spangles Set In The Bright Blue Firmament.