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The Idea Of A Tax On The Ownership Of A Television Belongs In The 1950s. Why Not Tax People For Owning A Washing Machine To Fund The Manufacture Of Persil?

Television Bosses Should Stop Insulting The Public's Intelligence By Assuming We Are All Idiots.

I Got Fed Up Of Listening To Bollocks

The English Approach To Ideas Is Not To Kill Them, But To Let Them Die Of Neglect.

I've Always Felt Myself To Be An Outsider. I've Always Felt Awkward.