The Easiest Way To Lose

It Has Been Pretty Much Downhill Ever Since The 13th Amendment

Sometimes Sarah [chalke] Starts To Talk About Iraq Or Whatever And She Gets All Excited, Like I Actually Give A Crap What She's Saying. Come On, She's A Woman. But Still, It's Very Cute.

It Turns Out Superman Is Weak To Kryptonite And Horses.

The Problem With Doing Commercials Is That The Only Thing Good Enough For Me To Sell Is Myself, And I Stopped Doing That Once I Kicked My Coke Habit.

I Find My Movie Props In My Neighbors Houses.