The Economy Is In Trouble,

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.

I Don't Miss The Economic Insecurity, The Living Paycheck To Paycheck.

I Could Still Eat A Cheeseburger If I Wanted To. I Just Can't Have Them Every Day.

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

I Looked At Game Show Hosting As The Bottom Of The Totem Pole, One Step Away From Infomercials. I Never Watched Them Myself. However, It's Been A Lot Of Fun.