The English Love An Insult.

She Laughs At Everything You Say. Why? Because She Has Fine Teeth.

Genius Is Nothing But A Greater Aptitude For Patience.

God Heals, And The Doctor Takes The Fees. Energy And Persistence Conquer All Things. He That Is Good For Making Excuses Is Seldom Good For Anything Else. How Many Observe Christ's Birthday! How Few, His Precepts! Oh, It's Easier To Keep Holidays Than Commandments. Well Done Is Better Than Well Said.

Words May Show A Man's Wit But Actions His Meaning.

He That Drinks Fast, Pays Slow. Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy. There Can't Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.