The English Take Everything With

Israelis Keep Teaching You Your Own Business. God Knows Everything But The Israelis Know Everything Better.

It Is Often Said That The Japanese Are Extremely Clean At Home, Or Inside Any House Or Office, But Dirty And Untidy Outside. 'go And Look At A Railway Station,' I Was Told, 'and You'll Be Horrified.' I Went And Was Horrified; Horrified By The Cleanliness Of The Place.

If It Is Gay, Ribald And Lascivious Night-life You Are After, Israel Is Not The Place For You. The Night Clubs You Do Find Are Nearer In Spirit To A Ymca Than To Dens Of Iniquity.

You Must Not Refuse Any Additional Cups Of Tea Under The Following Circumstances: If It Is Hot; If It Is Cold; If You Are Tired; If Anybody Thinks That You Might Be Tired; If You Are Nervous; If You Are Gay; Before You Go Out; If You Are Out; If You Have Just Returned Home; If You Feel Like It; If You Do Not Feel Like It; If You Have Had No Tea For Some Time; If You Have Just Had A Cup.

In Moscow They Do Not Pay Much Attention To The Living But Keep Their Cemeteries In A Splendid State.