The Enjoyment Of Life Would

The Spirit Of Columbus Hovers Over Us To-day.

I Get My Exercise Acting As Pallbearer To My Friends Who Exercise.

There Have Been Many Presidents Of The United States And The Roll Will Be Indefinitely Extended. We Have Had A Number Of Brilliant Soldiers, But Only One Great General.

If You Will Refrain From Telling Any Lies About The Republican Party, I'lll Promise Not To Tell The Truth About The Democrats.

As For Food, Half Of My Friends Have Dug Their Graves With Their Teeth.