The Fault Of Bad Taste

Unconsciousness Of Self Is Not So Much Unselfishness As It Is The Mental Ability To Extinguish All Thought Of One's Self - Exactly As One Turns Out The Light.

Courtesy Demands That You, When You Are A Guest, Shall Show Neither Annoyance Nor Disappointment--no Matter What Happens.

Any Child Can Be Taught To Be Beautifully Behaved With No Effort Greater Than Quiet Patience And Perseverance, Whereas To Break Bad Habits Once They Are Acquired Is A Herculean Task.

Alas! It Is True: "be Polite To Bores And So Shall You Have Bores Always Round About You."

Golf Is A Particularly Severe Strain Upon The Amiability Of The Average Person's Temper, And In No Other Game, Except Bridge, Is Serenity Of Disposition So Essential.