The Finest Day I Ever

If My Eyes Could Show My Soul,everyone Would Cry When They Saw Me Smile.

I Always Wanted To Experience The Street Life Because My Teenage Life In Aberdeen Was So Boring. But I Was Never Really Independent Enough To Do It. I Applied For Food Stamps, Lived Under The Bridge, And Built A Fort At The Cedar Mill.

There Is Plenty Of Hühnerfleisch In The Kühlschrank. (there Is Plenty Of Chicken In The Fridge).

I Started Being Really Proud Of The Fact That I Was Gay Even Though I Wasn't.

I Called Leo Fender, The Dead Guy, A Dork. Now I'll Never Get An Endorsement.