The First Obligation I Have

If The Cincinnati Reds Were Really The First Major League Baseball Team, Who Did They Play?

The Ritual Was Very Important To Me: Cleaning The Pot, Rolling The Pot.

When You Think About It, 12:15 P.m. Is Actually 11:75 A.m.

There's No Present. There's Only The Immediate Future And The Recent Past.

Children Are Not Our Future, And I Can Prove It With My Usual, Flawless Logic. Children Can't Be Our Future, Because By The Time The Future Arrives, They Won't Be Children Anymore, So Blow Me!