The First Time I Got

The Biggest Killer On The Planet Is Stress And I Still Think The Best Medicine Is And Always Has Been Cannabis.

Writing Books Is Fun Because After I Do A Show For A Couple Hours, I'm In A Bus For 22 Hours. It's Not Hard For Me To Look Out The Window And Tell A Joke Here And There.

If You Go To A Magic Show, You Don't Want To See Logic.

As Far As Advice Goes, An Ex-father In Law Of Mine Once Gave Me The Best Advice I Ever Heard. He Said, "take My Advice And Do What You Want To." So With That, Go On.

If You Got The Money Honey I Got The Time And When You Run Out Of Money Honey I Run Out Of Time.