The Free Man Is The

And We Love To Dance, Especially That New One Called The Civil War Twist. The Northern Part Of You Stands Still While The Southern Part Tries To Secede.

Poor Is A State Of Mind You Never Grow Out Of, But Being Broke Is Just A Temporary Condition.

I Didn't Realize, When I Decided To Be A Comic, That A Black Person Had Never Been Allowed To Stand Flat-footed In America And Talk To White Folks. It Never Happened Before.

In Most Places In The Country, Voting Is Looked Upon As A Right And A Duty, But In Chicago It's A Sport.

You Hear Entertainers All The Time, Saying, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For This, I'd Do It For Free.' When's The Last Time You Ever Heard A Business Person Say, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For Being Chairman Of British Petroleum, I'd Do It For Free'?