The French Couldn't Hate Us

If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.

Even If You're On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There. My Folks Were Indian. Both My Mother And Father Had Cherokee Blood In Them. I Was Born And Raised In Indian Territory. 'course We're Not The Americans Whose Ancestors Came Over On The Mayflower, But We Met Them At The Boat When They Landed.

The Schools Ain't What They Used To Be And Never Was.

Many A Politician Wishes There Was A Law To Burn Old Records.

Real Estate Is The Best Investment In The World Because It Is The Only Thing They're Not Making Any More.