The Furrier Gets The Skins

Take, V.t. To Acquire, Frequently By Force But Preferably By Stealth.

Erudition - Dust Shaken Out Of A Book Into An Empty Skull.

Existence, N. A Transient, Horrible, Fantastic Dream,/ Wherein Is Nothing Yet All Things Do Seem:/ From Which We're Wakened By A Friendly Nudge/ Of Our Bedfellow Death, And Cry: "o Fudge!"

The Speech Of One Who Utters With His Tongue What He Thinks With His Ear, And Feels The Pride Of A Creator In Accomplishing The Feat Of A Parrot. A Means (under Providence) Of Setting Up As A Wit Without A Capital Of Sense.

Grave, N. A Place In Which The Dead Are Laid To Await The Coming Of The Medical Student.