The Future Is Much Like

They're (california Angels) Like The American League All-star Team, And That's Their Problem, The American League All-star Team Always Loses.

It (his Contract) Has Options Through The Year 2020 Or Until The Last Rocky Movie Is Made.

Coming Into A Game In The Eighth Or Ninth Inning Is Like Parachuting Behind Enemy Lines. And Sometimes The Chute Doesn't Open. You Have To Live With That. It's An Occupational Hazard.

Natural Grass Is A Wonderful Thing For Little Bugs And Sinkerball Pitchers.

Most Pitchers Fear Losing Their Fastball And, Since I Don't Have One, The Only Thing I Have To Fear Is Fear Itself.