The Good Die Young, Because

Dying Is The Last Thing I Will Ever Do.

Method Acting? There Are Quite A Few Methods. Mine Involves A Lot Of Talent, A Glass, And Some Cracked Ice.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.

You Can Only Be As Good As You Dare To Be Bad.

Die? I Should Say Not, Dear Fellow. No Barrymore Would Allow Such A Conventional Thing To Happen To Him.