The Good Teachers Are Bailing

The Ten Commandments Being Taken Out Of The Public Schools. I Want Them Back.

We've Got To Clear Some Of The Room Out Of The Prisons So We Can Put The Bad Guys In There, Like The Pedophiles And The Politicians.

If You're Lookin' For A Helpin' Hand, Try The One At The End Of Your Arm.

May The God Of Your Choice Bless And Keep You. I Respect Him As Long As He Does Not Circumcise Me Anymore.

I'm Well Aware That The Nelson Mandelas And The Winston Churchills Of The World Happened By Accident. They Usually Come Out Of Nowhere.