The Good Things Of Life

Our Spirits Grow Gray Before Our Hairs.

I Have Had Playmates, I Have Had Companions; In My Days Of Childhood, In My Joyful School Days - All, All Are Gone, The Old Familiar Faces.

The Drinking Man Is Never Less Himself Than During His Sober Intervals.

Anything Awful Makes Me Laugh. I Misbehaved Once At A Funeral.

O Money, Money, How Blindly Thou Hast Been Worshipped, And How Stupidly Abused! Thou Are Health And Liberty And Strength, And He That Has Thee May Rattle His Pockets At The Foul Fiend!